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A few weeks ago I did a silly post about T-strap heels that also referenced T-rexes, and everyone was all BOO THIS POST ISN'T ACTUALLY ABOUT DINOSAUR SHOES, and I was all, wait is that a thing?

And the answer is yes, that's a thing. Behold the " Jurassic Pump" from Etsy seller Kayla Stojeck, aka ZombiePeepShow. I've written about her stuff before, and it's pretty much always amazing.

I'm not sure how much anyone could actually walk in these shoes... but if you're planning on being carried down the aisle, this could be awesome.

Available here.