Knife licking is way sexier than cake smashing, as evidenced by this seriously sexy shot from Scotia and Kyle's Celtic viking pirate punk wedding. Delicious innuendo, how we heart thee. It's appropriate that I'm categorizing this as "Food Porn."

Oh, there's more to see if you want to check out the rest of their wedding including kilts, treasure chest centerpieces, a layered hooded dress, and EVEN MORE SEXY SHOTS! Obsesrve... then click!

Catherine Clark

Catherine Clark is Offbeat Bride's Senior Editor. In her spare time she loiters at her local library, makes art, watches movies en masse, plays video and tabletop games, poorly cooks healthy things, cuddles with her feline fur baby, and blogs at BijouxandBits.com.