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Flats-wearing brides, dapper brides, grooms, bridesmaids... anyone can wear these adorable multicolored oxfords to the wedding. And long after. All the time. Forever and ever. Get on mah feet right now!

These diamond-patterned shoes are handmade by Etsy seller Back To Cool and pretty much guarantee a much better chance of lasting all night on the dance floor than big ol' heels. Plus, they go all the way up to a size 11/11.5 (42 EU) in women's sizes.

Also available in blue leather and in little red hearts! And hearts are exactly what we have for them.

Are you wearing flats or oxfords at your wedding?

Catherine Clark

Catherine Clark is Offbeat Bride's Senior Editor. In her spare time she loiters at her local library, makes art, watches movies en masse, plays video and tabletop games, poorly cooks healthy things, cuddles with her feline fur baby, and blogs at BijouxandBits.com.